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I'm a big weenie

Mallory, here.
Sep 20 '14
askinnyblackman:

dougieplaysbanjo:

BROTATO

dicktater

askinnyblackman:

dougieplaysbanjo:

BROTATO

dicktater

(Source: icare4591)

Sep 20 '14

dederants:

jackadorian:

My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie.

Brilliant.

Sep 20 '14

(Source: coochie)

Sep 20 '14

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

Sep 20 '14

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

shugarskull:

*tags one post NSFW*

ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

I’m going to try this

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does this mean you guys are gonna help me with my math homework

Sep 20 '14

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: funthot)

Sep 20 '14

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat)

Sep 20 '14
taint3ed:

Lmao who the fuck makes these

taint3ed:

Lmao who the fuck makes these

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Sep 20 '14

thefrogman:

Photos by Kimberly Tamkun/USFWS

(Source: addelburgh)

Sep 20 '14

(Source: rachieflieshigh)

Sep 20 '14

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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(Source: alcomol)

Sep 20 '14

cakejam:

teacher: are you okay do you need any help?

me: yes, financially

(Source: cakejam)

Sep 20 '14

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)